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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Pick Your Pony

Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to the main event!

This bout, sanctioned by the BPLSMU (Big Pregnant Ladies of SMU), will be 9 rounds (aka months) of outward growth until knock-out by epidural in the delivery room.

In the Blue & Maize corner (blue & gold, for the non-Michigan aficionado), wearing the very blue and gold trunks that don a large "M," bred from the tree-lined streets of East Lansing and the back roads of Muleshoe, rearing to make an appearance is...BABY HATCH!

And in the Red & Black corner, wearing the rather stylish red and black trunks that howl like dawgs in the wind on a Georgia night, bred from the uptown of Griffin and the way downtown of Jackson, ready to go first round in the draft is...BABY JONES!

Let’s get ready to rumble!